Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize