Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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