i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I need to wash the frat house off of me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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