Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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