my soul wont recognize me after tonight
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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