fuck your aforementioned shoe
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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