I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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