I can tuck mytits in my pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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