would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
honey bunches of taint.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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