i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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