if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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