Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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