The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
My liver just had a heart attack.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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