I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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