real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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