You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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