he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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