wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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