I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize