remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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