How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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