Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm like, not good at living.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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