So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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