As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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