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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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haha what'd she say

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i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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(215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up (412): haha what'd she say (215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF http://tfl.nu/bkrp

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I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem

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(484): I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem http://tfl.nu/p4jh

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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(631): I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks http://tfl.nu/hotd

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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?

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(252): after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went? http://tfl.nu/cg2w

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(204): View more from Manitoba

My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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(204): My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash http://tfl.nu/m3vz

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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Wtf? What happened?

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Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(931): Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other. (1-931): Wtf? What happened? (931): Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home. http://tfl.nu/q0zo

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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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(615): i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time. http://tfl.nu/0k6p

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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(309): So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar. http://tfl.nu/wvqn

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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20

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(443): the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20 http://tfl.nu/oq26

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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game

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(651): Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game http://tfl.nu/de08

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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.

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(619): You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos. http://tfl.nu/prke

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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.

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(205): First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined. http://tfl.nu/ei07

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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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(717): the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home. http://tfl.nu/v69g

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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.

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(560): I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do. http://tfl.nu/yx9v

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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...

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(415): I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think... http://tfl.nu/7nf2

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