Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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