if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So vagazzling was a success
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