Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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