it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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