Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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