I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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