i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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