I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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