I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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