Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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