My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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