Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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