Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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