You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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