i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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