Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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