Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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