I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
either way he was missing a nipple.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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