you have to choose: penises or morals?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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