this boner is exhausting
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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