answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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