I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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