saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Come see our sink grown plant.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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