its not stalking. its research.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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