so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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