whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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