she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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